(wiki-special opens inside Lisa Simpson's hauler with Lisa, Colin, Edd, Jackie, Timmy, Bubbles, Squidward, Ed, and Fluttershy at the table eating breakfast)
Jackie: I can't believe we are in Lisa's favorite place to have a NASCAR Winston Cup Series race, Equestria. It had to be a dream come true for you, Lise.
Lisa (while having her arm around Fluttershy's head, and petting her mane): Oh, you are so cute, Fluttershy!
Fluttershy (feeling comforted by Lisa): Thank you, Lisa. Your hands are so warm and feel nice on my mane.
Lisa: You are just the sweetest! *hugs Fluttershy's head*
Jackie: And Fluttershy, are you and your friends excited that I will be performing the National Anthem for you and everyone in Ponyville before the race today, since this racetrack is PRO-Fastex with the LARGEST fan base ever?
Fluttershy: Indeed I am, Jackie sweetie. You have a beautiful, gorgeous voice. And you WILL bring cheers to everyone in Ponyville.
Jackie: Awwwww.... thank you, Fluttershy. And I WILL be wearing my Team Fastex T-Shirt to represent the whole Team during my performance *hugs Fluttershy*
Timmy: (after he took a spoonful of his French Toast Crunch with horse milk) Wow. This horse milk tastes great!
Ed: *laughs goofy* Silly little Timmy! Milk does not come from horsies.
Edd: I'm afraid you're incorrect, Ed. Like cows, the female horse, also known as a filly or a mare, provides milk usually for their young, but THESE female ponies manage to give their nutty-tasting milk whenever their bodies produce.
Bubbles: And Fluttershy produces the best sweet-tasting one! *giggles* *eats a spoonful of her Chunky Puffs with Fluttershy's horse milk*
Squidward: HMPH! Who ever heard of stupid pony milk anyway?! Pony milk ain't nothin' but pure garbage! Worse than Krabby Patties! *takes a bite of his breakfast sandwich*
Fluttershy: *gasps* Mr. Squidward... *tears up and whimpers* no... *pants sadly* my poor heart and wings! *cries*
Squidward: What's with her?! HMPH! She sounds worse than Spongebob when HE cries!
Lisa (while hugging and rubbing her mane to sooth and comfort her): Squidward! Fluttershy is very sensitive! You should be thankful she didn't do anything mean to you!
Fluttershy (crying): I would never be mean out of my own actions! ...Except that time when Iron Will helped me to assert myself or when our turned good friend, Discord when he was still bad made me the opposite of who I really am! (referring to the MLP: FIM episodes, "Putting Your Hoof Down" and "The Return of Harmony Parts 1 and 2")
Timmy: Cast way your blues, Flutterpie. Squiddy doesn't even know how to paint a decent art picture! (in reference to the "Spongebob Squarepants episode, "Artist Unkown")
Squidward: Hey! I, Squidward Tentacles am Bikini Bottom's greatest artiste!
Timmy: *scoffs* Yeah, painting pictures and creating sculptures of ONLY YOURSELF!
Edd: Let's not forget he faked "creating a sculpture" to impress Monty P. Moneybags when really Spongebob created the big sculpture and not for the fraud like you.
Ed: Naughty naughty, Squiddy! Shame on yourself, mister!
Squidward: Will you all cut it out?! I just wanna fu--*bleep*--ing race in this "girly" place and get it over with!
Edd: *annoyed groan* The gall of your foul language, Squidward!
Ed: Naughty boy, Squiddy!.
Lisa: Anyway Fluttershy, how do you feel about you and your gang giving us the famous 4-word command today?
Fluttershy (shyly and softly): Well umm... a little shy.
Bubbles (soothingly): Awwww.... We can tell. It's a good thing Lisa invited you to stay with us overnight, Fluttersweetie. *gives Fluttershy a hug along with Lisa, Jackie joined in*
Squidward: *scoffs* I hate this stupid mushy stuff.
Timmy (whispering angrily): Hey! Mind your beeswax, Squiddy!
Ed: Like newspapers?
Edd (annoyed): *Short pause* Puh-please. *scene cuts to "NASCAR Raceday: Served By The Krusty Krab"*
(at a special Team Fastex 2-hour autograph signing V.I.P event in the infield of the track around 9:00 am, with a few hundred V.I.P ponyfans anxiously but excitedly waiting for some Team Fastex drivers to enter the stage before the signing of all the Team Fastex drivers joining in the autograph booths later on)
Pony-Fan #2 (excitedly): I can't wait for the drivers to come out! I NEED Timmy Turner's autograph! He's so awesome.... *stutters* I-I-I can't breathe! *fangirl squeal*
Pony-Fan #4 (excitedly): Not only is Rudy Tabootie a total sweetheart and a creative chalk artist, he races so flawlessly! *nervous/shy gulp* He-he- HE'S MY FAVORITE DRIVER AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM!!!! I NEED HIS AUTOGRAPH AND A HUG FROM HIM AND HIS WIFE, PENNY TABOOTIE!!!! *fangirl squeal* (in a fangirl way) OH, MY! I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS!
Pony-Fan #6 (with a baby female pony wearing a Lisa Simpson #88 cap in her arms / excitedly): My baby filly and I just ADORE Lisa Simpson. Whenever Lisa's far behind in the race, we both cry, but when she makes up for it by giving it her all and catching up with the top-placed racers, we cheer up and cheer her on! I can already tell my baby filly wants to race for Equestria herself someday inspired by Lisa Simpson! *kisses her baby*
Baby pony-fan: *giggles cutely*
(Timmy, Bubbles, Lisa, Edd, Ed, Rudy, Buttercup, Penny, Kevin, and Bart suddenly come out and enter the stage in their racing suits):
Timmy (as he and the gang were coming out, making their on-stage entrance): He-Hey! Whattup, race-ponies?! *V.I.P Pony-fans cheer and squeal loudly*
Bart (while entering the stage / in unison to the hysterically cheering/squealing V.I.P Pony-fans): Cowabunga, Equestria! Bart Simpson is on the stage! *blows kiss with 2 hands like a hug*
Bubbles (while entering the stage, waving to the hysterically cheering/squealing V.I.P pony-fans / cutely) Thank you, thank you, thank you! I've always dreamed of being adored by cute, little ponies! You all are the sweetest! *giggles cutely*
Rudy (while entering the stage, waving to the hysterically cheering/squealing V.I.P pony-fans): H-hi, everypony! It's a real honor to be here! I hope you'll root for me or anyone from Team FASTEX to win! Your enthusiasm and support mean a lot! *gives double-thumbs up as the pony-fans cheer*
Ed (while entering the stage, waving to the hysterically cheering/squealing V.I.P pony-fans / stupidly): Hello, horsies! I'm Charmin' Marvin- No wait...I AM ED! And I am here to win for all of you, my new furry friends! Root for me and you can give me a ride or join me for cookies with lots of mayonnaise! *laughs goofy*
Bart (while entering the stage, waving to the hysterically cheering/squealing V.I.P pony-fans / happily): You're all too kind! And now, please give your attention to Equestria's favorite Fastex racer...my sister, Lisa Simpson!
Lisa (while entering the stage, waving to the hysterically cheering/squealing V.I.P pony-fans): Good morning, Ponyville, Equestria!!!!
Kevin (while entering the stage, waving to the hysterically cheering/squealing V.I.P pony-fans): Yo, yo! Whattup, dudes and dudettes?! *blows kiss*
Buttercup (while entering the stage, waving to the hysterically cheering/squealing V.I.P pony-fans / excitedly): Morning dudes and dudettes!!!! FASTEX RULES!!!!
(pony-fans slowly fade into silence as the drivers were getting their mics)
Timmy (holding a microphone): Thank you so much Equestria, this is such a huge HONOR for us NASCAR to come here and put on a show of kickin' Team REXCOR's bumper for all of ya race-ponies! We Team Fastex can put Team REXCOR in its place! *pony-fans cheer/squeal and fades into silence*
Edd (holding a microphone): Indeed we CAN, Timmy. Because we, Team FASTEX believe in all that is right AND like Twilight Sparkle and her friends, Friendship IS magic!
Lisa (holding a microphone): You're right Edd. And this is why Mr. Fassler decided to hold a major autograph signing because not only me, but all of us on Team Fastex want to enjoy in spending time with all of you kind beauties of the world and sign autographs and take pictures with all of you! *pony-fans cheer/squeal and fades into silence*
Bart (holding a microphone): The sis is right, fans! We're somethin' that REXCOR ain't, and that is fan-friendly and not a bunch of cheap dorks! *pony-fans cheer/squeal and fades into silence)
Kevin (holding a microphone / in unison to the pony-fans fading into silence): Whoa, whoa, whoa, Bartman, First of all, that's MY line, and second the only one "cheap" on Team REXCOR when it comes to autographs is Dorky McRich (referring to Eddy McRich) because all he'll do to any racefan if they want an autograph is charge them 25 cents and never had success at signing at least one autograph, and the only "autograph" he signed was his REXCOR application! *pony-fans laugh and fades into silence*
Ed (holding a microphone / stupidly): Ooh! Does it mean we are challenging aliens in a telethon?! *laughs* If only we were second season! *pony-fans laugh and fades into silence*
Timmy (holding a microphone): Uh Monobrow, what does THAT have to do with us chattin' with the fans?
Ed (holding a microphone / stupidly):...I forgot to wear underwear, Timmy! *laughs goofy* *pony-fans laugh and fades into silence*
Buttercup (holding a microphone): Man, Ed never stops being his stupid ol' self. *pony-fans laugh and fade into silence*
Bubbles (holding a microphone / cutely): I, on behalf of Team Fastex am proud that you all are here supporting us! You, ponies are the most inspirational fans we've met yet! *giggles* *pony fans cheer/squeal with awwing and fades into silence*
Lisa (holding a microphone): Awwww.... That was so kind of you to give to these glorious pony-fans, showing your love and true heart for them like I do. You really know how to compliment and touch everyone's hearts.
Ed (holding a microphone): Like relief pills? *pony-fans laugh and fade into silence*
Edd (holding a mic / annoyed): *short pause* Puh-lease! *pony-fans laugh and fade into silence*
Rudy (holding a microphone): You know Pony-fans, we Team Fastex weren't always the well-known racers you see before you. Some of us were just nobodys and alienated from people who were too judgemental of us. But those days have been long buried. And to be racing in a town that believes in the power of friendship, we're truly honored and touched.
Penny (holding a microphone): And if it weren't for Mr. Fassler we would never have made it to NASCAR! So we feel truly loved by fans like you! *pony-fans awww and fade into silence*
Ed (holding a microphone): Does this mean there will be a reception?! *pony-fans laugh and fades into silence*
Timmy (holding a microphone): No Lummox, you're thinking of a wedding! This is TEAM FASTEX we're talkin' about! *pony-fans laugh and fades into silence*
Ed (holding a microphone):Says yooouu?!!!! *pony-fans laugh and fades into silence*
Edd (holding a microphone): No. Says MR. FASSLER, Ed. You're lucky to be racing with US at all or you wouldn't even be on this stage at this moment!
Jack Fassler (voice only): Eddward's right, Ed. Your whole Team Fastex family, strong love and devotion from millions worldwide, and independent life is what matters. *pony-fans cheer/squeal as he makes his appearance on the stage (with a microphone)* *pony-fans fade into silence*
Timmy (holding a microphone): Oh, hiya Mr. Fassler! What brings you here on an epic Sunday morning with these hyped-up V.I.P pony-fans? *pony-fans cheer/squeal and fades into silence*
Jack Fassler (holding a microphone): I had decided to spend some time with you and the pony-fans as well, so you can all have a little company. And speaking of company, in just a bit, the rest of my Team Fastex drivers will be taking it to these autograph booths in this long V.I.P outdoor area so you can all get autographs and take pictures with them, what do you all think? *pony-fans cheer/squeal and fades into silence*
Timmy (holding a microphone): That means you get to meet the rest of our dudes and dudettes of Team Fastex, whatta you think about that?! *pony-fans cheer/squeal, and fades into silence*
Edd (holding a microphone): So before we all exit the stage and collect our writing implements, we have a couple of intriguing questions to ask you, beginning with Ed.
Ed (holding a microphone / a stupid question): Do horsies like chickens?! *pony-fans laugh LOUDLY and fades into silence*
Timmy (holding a microphone / unenthusiastically): *short pause, staring at Ed* Really, Lumpy? *pony-fans laugh and fades into silence*
Rudy (holding a microphone): Don't worry, Timmy. I have a REAL question to give these pony-fans* (to the pony-fans) Who would like to hear our engines roar for the first time later on at race-time?! (referring to 1:00 pm) *pony-fans cheer/squeal and fades into silence*
Kevin (holding a microphone): Who wants me to punt Dorky in the wall if he wails on me on the track?! *pony-fans cheers/squeals, and fades into silence*
Rudy (holding a microphone): Who wants my wife Penny to win today's race?! *pony-fans cheer loudly and fades into silence*
Penny (holding a microphone): Awwww... that was so thoughful of you, Rudy-bear! *kisses Rudy on the cheek, and Rudy blushes*
Buttercup (holding a microphone): Who wants me, Bart, or Rudy to win this race today?! *pony-fans cheers/squeals loudly and fades into silence*
Bart (holding a microphone): Who wants my sis, LISA TO WIN?! *pony-fans cheer/squeal LOUDLY for Lisa and fades into silence*
Timmy (holding a microphone / joking): Who wants Team REXCOR to win?! *pony-fans begin to boo loudly* (as the pony-fans continue to boo) C'mon, whatta ya think?! *pony-fans continue too boo* (as the pony-fans' booing fades into silence) *chuckles* Ah, I'm just messing with all of ya! Who wants TEAM FASTEX to win?! *pony-fans cheers/squeals LOUDLY and fades into silence* NOT A REXCOR FAN IN THE HOUSE!!!! *pony-fans cheer/squeal LOUDER and fades into silence*
Jack Fassler (holding a microphone): *chuckles* You drivers REALLY KNOW how to entertain racefans. You are all such characters. *pony-fans cheers/squeals and fades into silence* All of you drivers on my family-like team have come a long way in learning from past experience and learning to mature and handle adult-like life from this major sport. NASCAR has really changed the lives of these talented young people, and know they are fulfilling their dreams of being what they loved from early childhood, and that is world-famous stock-car drivers. *pony-fans cheers/squeals loudly and fades into silence* And if it weren't for Megan, I, and the rest of Team Fastex from the Unlimited Series (in reference to the show, "NASCAR Racers") recruiting these youngsters, they wouldn't have been learning adult-skills, fulfilling their early childhood dreams, and living happily ever after. *pony-fans cheers/squeals loudly and fades into silence* So now we're gonna head off the stage, get settled and collect their permanent markers and then, them and the rest of my Team Fastex drivers will come out from these stage area, take it to their booths, and you will be allowed to get autographs and take pictures with them. *pony-fans cheers/squeals loudly and fades into silence*
Timmy (holding a microphone): And we do accept hugs, don't worry race-ponies! We ain't like those smelly REEX-COR drivers! *pony-fans cheers/squeals loudly, and the scene cuts to the whole Team Fastex drivers signing autographs and taking pictures with the V.I.P pony-fans*
Female young pony-fan (with a #75 cap on): Hey, Patrick! How's it going? Can I have your autograph? *gives him a pen and paper*
Patrick (tearing up): But I didn't study!
Squidward (from the next booth): No, Patrick! All you have to do is write your name!
Patrick: Oh, yeah! Sorry Squidward. *begins signing autograph, but dirtily glances at Squidward* DO YOU MIND?! *Squidward looks away but looks back again* DON'T LOOK! *Squidward looks back again while Patrick signs autograph* DONE! I'm giving her this! *shows the paper of his drawing from the "Spongebob Squarepants" episode "Krusty Towers"*
Track P.A Announcer: Good afternoon, pony-fans! And welcome to the Legends Of Equestria Motor Speedway! We hope you are all looking forward for this spectacular event! Since we opened 15 years ago, us at the Legends Of Equestria Motor Speedway have hosted many pony races (in the infield harness track), dune buggy events, pony-car races and much more local events. It had been that way (being a track for only local events in Ponyville) ever since the racetrack was built, and this day marks a brand, spanking-new event that will now take place once every year here in the Legends Of Equestria Motor Speedway, and that is a NATIONAL event, not local! Because for the VERY first time in the racetrack and Ponyville's history, the NASCAR WINSTON CUP SERIES is IN TOWN!!!! *pony-fans cheer/squeal EXTREMELY loudly and fades into silence* For the very first time in this racetrack's history. we have a SOLD-OUT crowd here in Legends Of Equestria Motor Speedway! And that is to witness the inaugural event of the NASCAR Winston Cup Series "My Little Pony: Friendship Is NASCAR" 500!!!! *pony fans cheer/squeal EXTREMELY loudly and fades into silence* We're glad you joined us on this MAGNIFICENT day here at the racetrack to enjoy this soon-to-be spectacular inaugural event! And now, as every event of Legends Of Equestria Motor Speedway kicks off and preps itself for an event, it is time for the STARTING LINEUP for this event! Are you all ready to meet the 43 starters of the "My Little Pony: Friendship Is NASCAR" 500?!!!! *pony-fans cheer/squeal loudly* *rock music begins to play in the background in the intro-stage on the intro-stage truck* Starting in dead-last in 43rd, for Team REXCOR *pony-fans immediately begin to boo LOUDLY* he drives the #14 CONSECO Pontiac, from Springfield, Illinois, Nelson Muntz! *pony-fans boo Nelson Muntz LOUDLY as he comes out of the stage entrance, and walks off the stage, ungratefully without high-fiving the V.I.P fans and staff on the stage* Starting 42nd, for Team Fastex... *pony-fans cheer/squeal LOUDLY and fade into silence*.... she drives the #7 Phillips Nations Rent Chevrolet, from Fairy World City, Fairy World, Wanda Godparent! *pony-fans cheer/squeal for Wanda LOUDLY as she comes out of the stage entrance, high-fives the V.I.P fans and staff and walks off the stage.
Track P.A Announcer: And now, here to perform our National Anthem, please welcome international opera/pop sensation, and loyal member of our beloved Team Fastex and strongly adored here in Ponyville, MAJOR Team Fastex supporter, Jackie Evancho! *pony-fans cheer/squeal LOUDLY and fade into silence* *intro to "Star Spangled Banner" plays in the background*
Jackie (wearing a Team Fastex T-Shirt / singing): *begins singing the National Anthem and proceeds in the song* *as she sings, the scenes fade to multiple drivers, the teams and crews, the pony-fans, the American flag, then back to Jackie* O'er the land of the free.... *holds high note*.... and the home of the brave?..... *pony-fans cheer/squeal LOUDLY for Jackie as she holds the last note* *as she finishes the song, the Ponyville Force-5 Fire Squadron performs the jet-flyover*
Track P.A Announcer (in unison to the pony-fans HYSTERICALLY screaming/cheering/squealing for Jackie): Let's all hear it for JACKIE EVANCHO for our National Anthem!!!! And the Ponyville Force-5 Fire Squadron for today's flyover! *pony-fans continue to scream/squeal/cheer as Jackie waves and pumps her fist in the air, and cries out, "LET'S GO TEAM FASTEX!!!!" at the ponyfans as she heads to pit-road to meet up with Edd at his pit-stall* Wow! Jackie Evancho really knows how to liven up the place! Let's all give it to Jackie Evancho!!!! *Pony-fans continue to scream/cheer/squeal for Jackie* Ponyville LOVES you, Jackie!!!! *scene cuts to Jackie walking on her way to Edd's pit stall*
Jackie (in unison to the HYSTERICALLY screaming/cheering/squealing pony-crowd): *giggles cutely* You're all so cute, and thank you for the biggest reception of my entire life. *scene cuts to the track*
Track P.A Announcer: And now, is now time for the moment we have ALL been waiting for here in Ponyville! *pony-fans cheer/scream/squeal LOUDLY* All drivers, TO YOUR CARS!!!! *pony-fans cheer/scream/squeal LOUDER* *scene cuts to pit-road*
Edd (crying in happy tears): Oh, Turtledove! *hugs Jackie and kisses her on the cheek* You did SUPBERB! The pony-fans LOVED you and your BEAUTIFUL angelic voice! You brought me and everyone in tears and in good spirit as always!
Jackie (happily): Bless you, my love! Trust me, my performance WILL bring us Team Fastex good luck and hopefully help add another driver of our beloved team into the playoffs with a victory today!
Edd (still in happy tears): I REALLY hope so, my dear! *sniffles, and climbs aboard his #20 Home Depot Pontiac*
Jackie (happily): Make me proud, be safe out there, sweetie.
Edd: Indeed I will, babe.
Jackie: *giggles and kisses Edd on the lips from the window-net of Edd's racecar* *scene cuts to Timmy's cockpit*
Timmy (getting ready inside his #24 DUPONT Chevrolet): Man, these fans LOVE her! Jackie brought down the house! Now all we have to do is win today's race and Fastex Nation (referring to the Ponyville Team Fastex fan-base) will go crazy for the best! *scene cuts to Buttercup's cockpit*
Buttercup (getting ready inside her #16 TV Guide Ford): I LOVE Ponyville! They are the BEST FANS IN THE WORLD! *scene cuts to Kevin's cockpit*
Kevin (getting ready inside his #44 Hot Wheels Pontiac): That was SO CHOICE! Jackie NAILED it! Now that'll bring us good luck for the race and for the rest of the season to come! *scene cuts to Rolf's cockpit*
Rolf (getting ready inside his #77 JASPER Ford / in tears): The brave Patriotic song Jackie sung really boosted Rolf's spirits! And now Rolf will vow victory in today's race!
Pony-fan #1: Oh, I can't believe it! NASCAR in Equestria! How cool is that!?! I can't wait!
Pony-fan #2: NASCAR and Ponyville Forever!!!!! *fangirl squeal*
Pony-fan #3: You bet it is, and I hope Lisa tears up the track today and wins! It would be the BEST first race I've been to in my life!!!! I can't wait any longer for the 43 engines to fire to life!
Track P.A Announcer: Alright, My Little Pony NASCAR fans, *pony-fans cheer loudly in unison* you waited a long time for this, because for the very first time in Equestria history, we the city of Equestria have a NASCAR Winston Cup Series race! *pony-fans scream and cheer loudly* Pretty soon, we'll hear these engines fire up in this city for the VERY first time! Please stand by! *pony-fans scream and cheer loudly*
Pony-fan #3: (gasping excitedly) Oh! I CAN'T BREATHE! The excitement's about to begin! I really NEED to know what these engines sound like in person and I NEED TO KNOW NOW OR NEVER!!!! I've got goosebumps!!!!!
Pony-fan #4: Awwww.... Rudy Tabootie is so CUTE!!!! I love him!!!! He winked at me while getting autographs! I NEED him to win!!!! *fangirl squeal*
Pony-Fan #1: This is gonna be the BEST first race here ever!!!! You just watch, I guarantee it--!
Bob Jenkins (ESPN / voice only): Good afternoon racefans.... *pony-fans scream, squeal excitedly, and cheer loudly in unison*... and welcome to the 6th race of the NASCAR Winston Cup Series season, the "My Little Pony: Friendship Is NASCAR" 500! *scene cuts to facing the jumbo-trons were Bob Jenkins and Benny Parsons are shown* It is a glorious day here inside Legends Of Equestria Motor Speedway and not a cloud in the sky! Hello everyone, I'm Bob Jenkins alongside legendary NASCAR Winston Cup Series Champion, Benny Parsons, and this race BP, as you would say, man oh man, this race is REALLY gonna be one to watch because not only this is a new racing facility, but this IS the city of Equestria. *pony-fans scream and cheer loudly in unison*
Benny Parsons (ESPN): Indeed you're right, Bob... *pony-fans scream and cheer loudly in unison*.... because in the matter of fact, this racetrack, the Legend Of Equestria Motor Speedway is a LOT similar to the old version of Atlanta Motor Speedway, but the main concern is will this new circuit have the same characteristics as the old Atlanta facility? Maybe it'll produce a great recipe for intense side-by-side racing.
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Timmy Turner said... *pony-fans suddenly scream, squeal excitedly, and cheer loudly in unison* ...in his interview this morning that despite cold rains washing out Friday qualifying and Saturday Happy Hour, these pony-fans will REALLY hear these cars roar to life for the first time in their city, and that they'll make sure they receive the best noise of their lives after the 4 most famous words are given. *pony-fans, squeal excitedly, scream and cheer loudly in unison*
Benny Parsons (ESPN): And trust me Bob, they all would really love to hear these 43 beasts roar to life in just a few moments, and just what today's fan-favorite, Lisa Simpson said.... *pony-fans immediately squeal excitedly, scream, and cheer extremely loudly in unison*... in her interview this morning on one of the driver-intro trucks, that she would love to let these pony-fans hear the sounds of these 43 metal monsters, puttin' on a great show, kickin' a lot bumper, and hopefully take her #88 Quality Care Ford and the entire city of Equestria to Victory Lane, and what she told me this morning is a true fact, and I'm goin' what Lisa said and that is "I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE GREEN FLAG TO DROP IN THE CITY OF EQUESTRIA"! *pony-fans scream, squeal excitedly, and cheer loudly in unison*
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): And the green flag WILL drop in just a few moments. Just in case, if you're not here witnessing live at the racetrack, you can always tune-in with us on ESPN as we bring you live coverage of the "My Little Pony: Friendship Is NASCAR" 500, and right now let's send you to the boys who WILL be calling the action for you today heard at racetracks and through the radio airwaves, the folks at MRN Radio, starting with MRN Radio legend Barney Hall! *pony-fans scream, squeal excitedly, and cheer loudly in unison* Give it away, Barney! *trons fade into the MRN Radio logo*
Barney Hall (MRN Radio / voice only): Thanks, Bob Jenkins. And we now welcome you all to the Legends Of Equestria Motor Speedway for today's inaugural runnin' of the "My Little Pony: Friendship Is NASCAR" 500, as we now introduce you the boys who will also be callin' the action along with me and Allen Bestwick in the booth, as we now take a quick swing around the racetrack.
Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio / voice only): And now here the 2 "extra-eyes" that will be calling the action on the other parts of the racetrack, starting with the person in Turns 1 & 2 that will be calling the action there.
Joe Moore (MRN Radio / voice only): Hello pony-fans this is Joe Moore from Hampton, Viginia. Turns 1 & 2 are usually treacherous, especially at these types of cookie-cutter type racetracks, and we MIGHT see some drivers teeter here and cause great trouble on the racetrack. Proud to cover the action here in Turns 1 & 2 for ya.
Kurt Becker (MRN Radio / voice only): When the cars dive into Turns 3 & 4, they'll run into MY view, Kurt Becker from Altamont, Illinois. Usually diving into the corners can be quite treacherous, especially while trying to make a pass. The drivers need to be REALLY careful inside these final turns of the racetrack. Proud enough to cover the action there for you.
Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio / voice only): And now pony-fans, the wait is over... *pony-fans scream, squeal excitedly, and cheer loudly in unison*... as we are set to go in the "My Little Pony: Friendship Is NASCAR" 500, let's go trackside for the command! *pony-fans scream, squeal excitedly, and cheer in unison*
Track P.A Announcer: And now, pony-fans, it is now time for the 4 exciting words we the city of Equestria have been waiting for! Here to give the command for today's inaugural running of the "My Little Pony: Friendship is NASCAR" 500, please welcome our grand marshals for today's race, our very own Equestria gang! *pony-fans scream, squeal excitedly, and cheer loudly*
Twilight Sparkle: Thank you! Thank you! We are all happy you all came to support Equestria and our home team representing us today! *pony-fans cheer loudly*
Fluttershy: And like Twilight said, we all know that friendship IS indeed magic. *pony-fans cheer loudly*
Rarity: We all hope that you all enjoy today's inaugural running of the "My Little Pony: Friendship Is NASCAR" 500, and give many gratitude to Lisa Simpson, our, Equestria's own fan-favorite! If it wasn't for her, none of this would be possible! *pony-fans aww and cheer loudly (in a mixed reaction of awws and cheers)*
Spike: And now, me and Rainbow Dash each have a single question for you. ARE YOU READY TO KICK SOME BUMPER?! *pony-fans scream, squeal excitedly and cheer loudly*
Rainbow Dash: IS THE ENTIRE CITY OF EQUESTRIA READY FOR NASCAR RACING?!!!! *pony-fans scream, squeal excitedly, and cheer loudly*
Applejack: PLEASE JOIN US IN THIS HUGE MAJOR FAVOR AND JOIN IN GIVING THE 4 MOST FAMOUS WORDS IN AUTO RACING!!!! *pony-fans scream, squeal excitedly, and cheer loudly* (with the rest of the Equestria gang and pony-fans in unison) GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES!!!!!! *pony-fans scream, squeal excitedly and cheer EXTREMELY loudly*
[engines start and rev loudly in unison to the ballistic, exotic, and hyped up pony crowd]
[scene cuts to Timmy's cockpit]
Timmy (in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering/squealing/screaming pony-crowd): *starts his engine with a loud roar* FASTEX NATION, BABY!!!! *scene cuts to Bart's cockpit*
Bart (in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering/squealing/screaming pony-crowd): *starts his engine* This is OUR house, baby! Cowabunga, dudes and dudettes! *revs LOUDLY* *scene cuts to Sandy's cockpit*
Sandy (in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering/squealing/screaming pony-crowd): Time to put on a great show for these cute lil critters! YEE-HAW!!!! *revs her engine twice* *scene cuts to Bubbles' cockpit*
Bubbles (in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering/squealing/screaming pony-crowd): These pony-fans really bring me to cute tears! We'll win for you, cute little ponies! *revs her engine* *scene cuts to Edd's cockpit*
Edd (in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering/squealing/screaming pony-crowd): *revs his engine* Jackie livened them up, now we KEEP it that way by performing a 328 lap show for these faithful, loyal, honest, and true fans who STRONGLY adore our team! *revs his engine* *scene cuts to Calamitous' cockpit*
Calamitous (in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering/squealing/screaming pony-crowd / while revving his engine): UGH! Listen to all the praise and love Team Fastex is umm.. umm....
Denzel Crocker (in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering/squealing/screaming pony-crowd / voice only): "Getting", fool?!
Calamitous (in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering/squealing/screaming pony-crowd):Oh yeah, that's right. *scene cuts to the ESPN Broadcast Booth*
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): For the very first time in Ponyville Equestria history, the 43 cars have roared to life *scene cuts to the track* here in this spanking-new racing facility! Will Team Fastex succeed in this special race for them?! We will find out in 328 laps! The green flag flies next on ESPN! *scene cuts to Jackie in Edd's pitbox, with Jackie on her radio, communicating with Edd*
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): *pace car pulls into the pits in unison to the ballistic, exotic, and hyped up pony crowd* Alright, city of Equestria, strap in and hold on! The pace-car pulls off the track and we're all ready for the start of the inaugural running of the "My Little Pony: Friendship Is NASCAR" 500.... *cars accelerate to take the green flag waved by Twilight Sparkle, pony-fans scream, squeal excitedly & hysterically, and cheer loudly and hysterically in unison to the green flag* .... as Equestria's own Twilight Sparkle waves the green flag, we're racing in Equestria! Glad you're with us on ESPN!
Barney Hall (MRN Radio): Get ready, Equestria cause this is gonna be one wild ride for 328 laps. Pole-sitter, Lisa Simpson and Timmy Turner share the front row as the city of Equestria finally gets their wish. Green flag goes in the air and we're underway in the "My Little Pony: Friendship Is NASCAR" 500. Lisa Simpson, Timmy Turner, Imaginary Gary, Finbarr Calamitous, Ed Monobrow, and Princess Morebucks lead the field into Turn #1 on this new racing facility.
Joe Moore (MRN Radio): Lisa Simpson leads the pack for the first time as they thunder into Turn #1, Timmy Turner falls in line in 2nd, Imaginary Gary 3rd, 4th is Finbarr Calamitous for a moment, there was a tussle for 5th, now Princess Morebucks will win that battle!
Kurt Becker (MRN Radio): Ed Monobrow drops back in line behind Morbucks! The first driver in the top 5 to get back out of line is Imaginary Gary, but only for a moment now, he crawls back up into 3rd!
Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio): Gary's right behind Timmy Turner who is right behind Lisa Simpson who flashes off Turn #4 to cross the stripe to lead Lap #1! Single-file among the front half-dozen cars or so back to the corner!
Joe Moore (MRN Radio): There's a battle for the 13th position! Jimmy Neutron digs down to the inside! He'll bypass Squidward Tentacles! The lane opened up there now to the inside! Eddy McRich goes to work on Squidward Tentacles! As they exit Turn #2!
Kurt Becker (MRN Radio): Bubbles Turner also thought about a move, a little further up toward the tail-end of the Top 10! She took a quick look down to the inside of the #97 John Deere Ford of Penny Sanchez, but now she gets back up into line!
(After seeing Edwin Marion's picture on the frontstretch trons saying "Edwin Marion (1984-2000)")
Edd (in 10th / sadly / stuttering): Wha.. wha... No... *tears up* I-I just saw Edwin yesterday. *sad gasp* nobody told me about this... *cries as he slides up the racetrack in Turn #1*
Barney Hall (MRN Radio): Edwin Marion will be greatfully missed in the wide world of motorsports, he was a great competitor who--
Joe Moore (MRN Radio / hysterically) TROUBLE IN TURN #1 AS EDDWARD MARION VICIOUSLY SLAMS THE OUTSIDE RETAINING WALL! (in unison, Bubbles shrieks as she T-bones Edd's #20 car as it came across the racetrack and she also crashes) HE COLLECTS BUBBLES TURNER WHO NOW VICIOUSLY T-BONES THE #20 HOME DEPOT PONTIAC! Major melee breaks loose in Turn #1 here in Ponyville!
Bob Jenkins (ESPN) Princess Morebucks continues to lead the My Little Pony: Friendship Is NASCAR 500 *scene cuts back to the track* with just 6 laps to go, but she's receiving company from the 2 Fastex cars of Timmy Turner and Lisa Simpson! Morebucks MUST watch her bumper, because Lisa Simpson is the fastest car on the racetrack so far! She passed 7 cars in 6 laps, and has beat the leader's (referring to Morebucks) lap times lap after lap! *scene cuts to Lisa Simpson's cockpit*
(on the backstraightaway, in Turns 3 & 4 and on the frontstretch)
Lisa (in 3rd): Let me by, Tim! I'm going after Morebucks! I have just the car to beat her! (in car handling-wise) *scene cuts to Timmy's cockpit*
Timmy (in 2nd): You read my mind, Lisa! Since you're the fan-favorite, you should go after bratty Morebucks and excite these ponyfans for you! *scene cuts to Lisa's cockpit*
Lisa (in 3rd): Thanks, Tim! Wish me luck!
Timmy (in 2nd / voice only): Go get her, Loose Lisa, win this for this darn city of Equestria! *scene cuts to the ESPN Broadcast Booth*
Bob Jenkins (ESPN / in unison to the pony-crowd HYSTERICALLY cheering Lisa on): Lisa Simpson's the girl on a mission! *scene cuts to the track* She and Timmy Turner are side-by-side as they race into the 1st corner! And Lisa Simpson goes to the 2nd position and now sets her sights on her biggest rival, race leader, Princess Morebucks!
Benny Parsons (ESPN): Man, oh man! Morebucks had BETTER WATCH OUT cause the #88 Quality Care Ford of Lisa Simpson IS COMIN'!
Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio): Pony-fans are squealing and screaming wildly for Lisa Simpson as she's caught Princess Morebucks! They come to the stripe and we now have 2 laps to go here in the "My Little Pony: Friendship Is NASCAR" 500! The battle for the lead and the win races off into Turn #1!
Joe Moore (MRN Radio): It is "crunch time" here in Ponyville, Equestria! Lisa Simpson looks high to the outside of Princess Morebucks! Morebucks tries to get the good run, but that GREAT run will go to Lisa Simpson as she charges up the banking in Turns 1 & 2!
Kurt Becker (MRN Radio): Onto the backstretch, Lisa Simpson now charges to low side, but now she suddenly swings back to the high side of the racetrack after being blocked by Princess Morebucks! Now Lisa Simpson's going for the lead here in Ponyville! *scene cuts to the ESPN Broadcast Booth*
Bob Jenkins (ESPN / in unison to the pony-crowd HYSTERICALLY cheering Lisa on): Lisa Simpson is going for it! *scene cuts back to the track* She gets the good run off the 4th corner! *pony-crowd screams, cheers, and squeals LOUDLY as Lisa Simpson takes the lead* And Lisa Simpson will grab the lead from Princess Morebucks as they come down to the white flag! This is last lap of the race, folks! Lisa Simpson leads once again, and now trying to hold Princess Morebucks off!
Benny Parsons (ESPN): These pony-fans are LOVIN' IT!!!! Their ultimate hero, Lisa Simpson's at the front and might coast the city to victory! *scene cuts to Princess Morbucks' cockpit*
(on the backstretch, backstraightaway and in Turn #3)
Morbucks (in 2nd): Hey! That's not fair! I wanna win this! Gimme it back, Dorkgirl! *scene cuts to Lisa's cockpit*
Lisa (in 1st): Gimme gimme never gets, Morebi--*bleep*--!
Morbucks (in 2nd): I'm making my fu--*bleep*--ing move in Turn #3, You wait and see, Nerdy! *scene cuts to Lisa's cockpit*
Lisa (in 1st): I'd like to see you try, Morebucks! *scene cuts to the track*
Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Morebucks goes up on the outside lane and Lisa Simpson blocks her! Here they come off the corner! Morebucks makes her move to the inside, but Lisa Simpson will block her there, and Lisa Simpson will take the checkered flag and win the "My Little Pony" Friendship Is NASCAR" 500! *pony-crowd screams, cheers, and squeals HYSTERICALLY and jump in their seats as Lisa Simpson wins the "My Little Pony: Friendship Is NASCAR" 500*
(in Edd and Jackie's bedroom at sunset after the race, with Edd sitting on his bed sobbing and sniffing sadly)
Bubbles (worried): *comes into the room* Double-D, what happened out there today? You were running so good until you somehow lost control and collected me in a scary accident during today's race. *sees Edd crying* Awwww.... what's the matter, Double-D?
Edd (sadly): I'd rather not explain on what caused the accident. Thank you. *sniff*
Bubbles (worried): Why? I must guess! Hmmm... Was it a sudden flat tire that caused the crash?
Edd (sadly): No...
Bubbles (worried): Did something snap in the car that caused the accident?
Edd (sadly): No...
Bubbles (worried): Then what caused the accident?! I don't know!
Edd (in a crying way): I EMOTIONALLY FELL APART IN THE CAR, OKAY?!!!! *cries while covering face*
Bubbles (in a crying way after Edd sadly shouted at her): Edd?!! How can you yell at me like that?! I thought you were nicer than that! *cries*
Edd (sadly): Oh, dear. Please accept my humble apology, Bubbles. I was most infuriated in a depressed way. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Bubbles (with tears in her eyes, calming down a little / asking Edd why he emotionally fell apart in the car during the race / in a crying way): It's ok. But how did you let your feelings make you collapse?
Edd (sadly): *deep sad sigh while bowing his head down* I don't intend to visit Citysville at all.
Bubbles (sadly): Citysville?! That place full of doo-doo-headed meanies and run-down as s--*bleep*?! (in reference to the PPG episode "Town & Out") *tears up even more* Why? And sorry for that nasty little word.
Edd (sadly): Not only that's the city that abused you and your sisters but... *sad sigh* the city I lost my brother (referring to Edwin Marion).
Bubbles (worried): *gasp* What happened to Edwin?! Was he kidnapped?!
Edd (sadly): No, Bubbles...
Bubbles (worried): Is he there, but you're just having a difficult time finding him?!
Edd (sadly): Not even that.
Bubbles (sadly): Then what happened to poor Eddwin? *sad gasp*
Edd (sadly and softly): He died.
Bubbbles (sadly): What?
Edd (in crying way): He DIED!!!! Didn't you hear?! He was KILLED last night in a Busch Series accident!!!! *cries*
Bubbles (sadly / in extreme horror): WHAT?!!!!! *flies off while heavily crying as she did in the PPG episode "All Chalked Up"* *scene fades into the same room at night*
Jackie (while hearing Edd loudly, and heavily sobbing in his pillow / calmly and worried): Dubs? *hears Edd sob hard and loud in his pillow* *comes in the room, and massages Edd's shoulders to sooth him a little. (feeling very bad for Edd and tries soothing him and giving him sympathy about his killed brother Edwin who died the night prior in a Busch Series accident in Citysville) Are you feeling all right?
Edd: *still sobs heavily and loudly in his pillow*
Jackie (calmly / with tears in her eyes, in a sad way, while messaging Edd's shoulders): I'm so sorry you lost your brother, dear.
Edd (in a sobbing way): Why must the good die so young?!!! He had so much potential life to live!!!!
Jackie (calmly / sadly): He would have lived had it not been for his fatal accident.
Edd (in a sobbing way): Fatal is most right, dear and we could've been on Team Fastex together if Vicky didn't perish him last night! *sobs* And Edwin's death is the reason why I forbid myself from visiting Citysville, the cruel city he lost his life in!!!! I AM IN SUCH PAIN!!!! *sobs heavier on Jackie's chest, and Jackie tries rubbing him soothing him*
Jackie (in a calm soothing way / Edd's sobs slowly get softer in unison): You're gonna be ok, Double-dear. *shushes him calmly*
Edd (calms down): *looks at Jackie with tearful eyes*
Jackie (calmly / sadly): Edwin was one of the best Team Fastex had. He gave it his all and I'm sure he would have loved to unite with you in the NASCAR Winston Cup Series. Because like you, he was a gentle, kind-hearted young man who had sharp wits and always set a good example. Think of yourself as continuing your legacy as his own like you continue to with your life. And just remember.... *puts her right hand on Edd's heart* Edwin is in here in your heart and that you FEEL him on the track with you.
Edd (in a sobbing way): Oh, Jackie-! *sad gasp* You have no idea how deep that touches my heart! *sobs* Yesterday was me and Edwin's final time together before his time came-! (the day prior to the race in Equestria when Edwin and Edd hugged and said their goodbyes at the Ponyville airport when Edd kindly took him there to catch the plane to Citysville for that evening's race) *sobs heavier, and Jackie shushes him calmly*
Jackie (calmly): *rubs Edd's back to comfort him, then hugs him* Awwwww.... Double-delight...try to settle yourself... *shushes Edd calmly and kisses him on the cheek* Would you like to join me in a moment of silence to pay tribute to your deceased brother?
Edd (in a sobbing way): I should, Jackie. *sad gasps* We must pay tribute to him together. *both stand and bow their heads in silence for a minute, then they hugged each other while Edd began to cry again, and the episode ends*
Since this is the 2000 season, the commentators on TV (ESPN) will be Bob Jenkins (now retired) & Benny Parsons (1941-2007), and the ESPN pit reporters will be Bill Weber, Matt Yocum, Dr. Jerry Punch, Dick Berggren, and Wally Dallenbach.
The MRN Radio commentators for this wiki-race will be Allen Bestwick & Barney Hall (in the booth), Joe Moore (Turns 1 & 2), Kurt Becker (backstretch, backstraightaway, Turns 3 & 4)
The pit reporters (radio) will be Winston Kelly, Jason Toy, Steve "The Postman" Post, Jim Phillips, Alex Hayden, Adam Alexander, and Jeff Streigle.
This the first of 3 races outside the U.S along with Tuscany, Italy, Fairy World & The Island of Sodor.
The Legends Of Equestria Motor Speedway is a spoof of the old version of Atlanta Motor Speedway.
#88 Lisa Simpson is the fan-favorite of the city of Equestria due to her extreme love and care for ponies and gets the LOUDEST cheers and crowd logos from the pony-fans.
Legends Of Equestria Motor Speedway (spoof of the old version of Atlanta Motor Speedway from the year 1997) Edit